corporateaccount:

walmarts:

what’s better than dudes

most things i think

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:


NORWEGIAN
FOREST
CATS

VIKING
KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you


THAT FOX IS FUCKED typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:


NORWEGIAN
FOREST
CATS

VIKING
KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you


THAT FOX IS FUCKED typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:


NORWEGIAN
FOREST
CATS

VIKING
KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you


THAT FOX IS FUCKED typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:


NORWEGIAN
FOREST
CATS

VIKING
KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you


THAT FOX IS FUCKED typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:


NORWEGIAN
FOREST
CATS

VIKING
KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you


THAT FOX IS FUCKED typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:


NORWEGIAN
FOREST
CATS

VIKING
KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you


THAT FOX IS FUCKED

typette:

satteredhunter:

bucky-barnes-booty:

breelandwalker:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

VIKING

KITTAHS

VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT

pandarwar I found pictures of you

THAT FOX IS FUCKED

(Source: megtroid)

"I left walking backwards so I wouldn’t miss a moment of her."
— Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via feellng)

(Source: feellng)

starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

"Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder."
— Rumi (via purplebuddhaproject)

whatsupd0c:

One day of talking = one week
One week of talking = one month
One month of dating = one year
One year of dating = 4 years

safismo:

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safismo:

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(Source: vaiamanhecer)

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life
ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life
ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life
ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life
ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life
ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

(Source: roadtrips101)