i need to kiss you asap or else ill die probably
It’s always nice to do things as a family… #Walmart
i have literally worked retail for 8 years and i dont think its safe for me anymore. i hate people. there are too many.
let us never forget
me with a guest: Thank you have a nice day
manager: WHY DIDNT YOU OFFER THEM A REDCARD!?
me: They were deaf.
Manager: You could have showed them a brochure.
first meme i’ve ever made lol
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
I love this more than I could possibly describe in words.